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Mulogo's Treatise On Wizardry

RRP $15.99

So you want to be a wizard? You know being a wizard is not all quests filled with high adventure, finding priceless treasure, warm adulation and reward, and uncovering newfound knowledge? You really want to be ensorcelled by fell magics, accosted by boisterous knights, enchanted by hostile magicians, waylaid by villainous rogues, attacked by creatures from the nether realms, cursed by dread warlocks, and worse? And those on some of your better days? Seriously? Are you crazy? If you are (crazy, not serious... serious is optional), then Mulogo is the wizard for you and Mulogo's Treatise on Wizardry is the guide you'll live by! Mulogo's Treatise on Wizardry provides a concise summary in plain (well, mostly plain) language for wizards who wish to have a manual for survival in a harsh world where people (and much nastier) want to kill you and take your stuff (usually in that order). With varied subject topics ranging from Allies and Whether to Buy Them, On Reducing Risk (and Capitalizing on the Failure of Others), Protecting Yourself From Yourself, How to Minimize the Curiosity of Others, and When Griffins Attack, Mulogo's Treatise on Wizardry will allow you to thrive... but first you have to survive. Hopefully you'll enjoy a few laughs along the way.1 Scribe's Notes: 1.Mulogo's Treatise on Wizardry is a largely farcical text making light of wizardly conventions within the larger fantasy, gaming, and roleplaying traditions, assorted related communities and offshoots, memes, and various cultural derivatives.2 2.If you do not like satire, or laughing, this book is not for you.3 3.Perhaps a more exciting tome like Navel Lint, Its Permutations and Harvesting would be more to your liking.4 4.Mulogo does not condone laughing.

Red Carpet Suicide

RRP $29.99

Self-proclaimed aQueen of All Mediaa Perez Hilton makes his publishing debut with a hysterical pop-cultural satire about todayas insane celebrity-driven world.
Perez Hiltonafounder of, the countryas most popular celebrity blog, and aone of the most polarizing media figures since Howard Sterna ("L.A. Weekly")acuts loose with a book thatall secure his reputation as athe most hated man in Hollywooda ("Rolling Stone").
Psycho celebrities dominate news, fashion, and trends, influencing how we speak, what we wear, and who we hang out with. Weare obsessed Our gossip-driven world has set the barometer of whatas in or out. So, who are we trying to become and how do we become them? Post a grainy sex video online, drive high and wasted against oncoming traffic, flash for the cameras, and if that doesnat work, attempt suicide and youare bound to become a aHilton.a
Now the man behind Hollywoodas most hated websiteainfamous for breaking raw superstar dish and jaw-dropping commentaryalends his fearless voice, notorious sense of humor, and outrageous sensibility to "Red Carpet Suicide," the book celebrities have been looking forward to as much as their next DUI. Making sense of the madness and celebrity addiction that consumes us, Perez twists this irresistible and delicious guilty pleasure into a hysterically funny, shockingly true, and generation-defining survival guide.


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